So, uh— I know about Kaiju in that I was nine and still realized Godzilla 1985 sucked. Our giant alien space monster actually looked like a clown so if that's better or worse for us is still up in the air currently.

( Because who the fuck knows what else might be haunting around fucking Maine or anywhere else in the world for that matter. )

But, yeah, I'm Eddie. The space thing is still fucking weird though but I was also dead until the other day so everything is fucking weird for me right now.