It sure escalated. Buuut that's humans for you.

[Said with fond exasperation, as one does when talking humanity.]

I'd be more than happy to take a look at your prosthetics, though, no problem! You'd be doing me a real favor just giving me something to keep my brain busy. How about this - you fix my clothes whenever I damage them, I'll fix your arm and leg whenever you damage them. Mutualism at it's finest!