[He looks absolutely FLUMMOXED!!! that you would even ask such a thing of him. But okay, let him think. Gosh, he looks so stressed out trying to decide on one of them, gnawing at his lower lip and looking off into space like he's literally performing equations to come up with the most 'badass' of his many tattoos.]
That's such an unfair question. Totally 100% cruel and unusual punishment, but I'll humor you — I think... if I had to pick the coolest look, it'd have to have been —
[Oh, wait, he's unclothing himself! Cover your eyes, children...! No, wait, he's just unbuttoning his shirt halfway down, so he can pull the right shoulder of his dress shirt down. There is the green and blue hued beauty of a beast with an exoskeleton like pale white bone, with a long, sturdy tusk jutting as if it were part mammoth; it's got four eyes and sharp, long teeth on a head bordered by red swirls on a background. Judging by the colors and creatures that vanish into his neckline, he's got a full chest piece to go along with his arms. The mad lad's a mess.]
This right here, this one's the top badass. This is Taurax, courtesy of the year 2022! It had these massive horns, kind of like elephant tusks? Usually the kaiju tend to look a lot like animals from our planet, and this one was sort of more like a mixture of a mammoth and a bull...?
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That's such an unfair question. Totally 100% cruel and unusual punishment, but I'll humor you — I think... if I had to pick the coolest look, it'd have to have been —
[Oh, wait, he's unclothing himself! Cover your eyes, children...! No, wait, he's just unbuttoning his shirt halfway down, so he can pull the right shoulder of his dress shirt down. There is the green and blue hued beauty of a beast with an exoskeleton like pale white bone, with a long, sturdy tusk jutting as if it were part mammoth; it's got four eyes and sharp, long teeth on a head bordered by red swirls on a background. Judging by the colors and creatures that vanish into his neckline, he's got a full chest piece to go along with his arms. The mad lad's a mess.]
This right here, this one's the top badass. This is Taurax, courtesy of the year 2022! It had these massive horns, kind of like elephant tusks? Usually the kaiju tend to look a lot like animals from our planet, and this one was sort of more like a mixture of a mammoth and a bull...?
I don't know; I just thought he was neat.