Oil is my first thought. I feel like that'd get slippery. But, if you're really into swimming and can't swim in water... I dunno, maybe? ( a pause. ) Or we could swim on the holodeck. That is a way smarter solution I should have suggested first.

( that is, in fact, a large kanabo. he's impressed. )

I trust you. I'm glad we're teammates and hopefully not required to throw hands any time soon.

( he does not wanna get whonked by that. would spider senses help him dodge? hopefully. but just in case, pls do not bonk him Yamato )