Nothing wrong with tea. [ The Doctor manages to sound both affronted and like he's pouting, because — really! Tea is a much better choice of beverage than anything. ] Besides, if it's the other stuff you're looking for, it might be best to wait until our next mission.

[ People, human and alien alike, both seemed to enjoy their drinking on Braccia. The Doctor, on the other hand ... not so much. If they happen to land on another place like it, well, this man would be in luck. ]

Might even find a drink that makes you float.