You should absolutely not speak with some chap called Billy. Because he absolutely does not also agree with this very wrong opinion you both seem to have.

[ The Doctor would also be more offended, but really ... he knows his true calling, and it's simply to love a good cup of tea. Which he does, oh-so-fondly. ]

Hah! Exactly. I've picked up the package from the drop, stashed it away with a rather pointed tag of rather impressive markered text reading: 'Do not open until Christmas'. I should hope it works.

[ He might also have already slipped a biscuit into his pocket for a later-snack as well. As one does. ]

Care to join me in the kitchen for a taste test?