text - un; nightmoves

[ruinously]

[ HE'S BACK - but only with a short message. ]

mistletoe was part of the supply drop and has been hung appropriately.

you're welcome


[ a few moments, then-- ]

also - snowball fight in the sunlight room. 5pm. be there, or be a loser. up to you


**ADDED SOMETIME LATER**

for those of you who don't know what mistletoe is, it's a poisonous little plant and it's tradition to kiss under it. Dunno why, but that's what it's for, ask most earthlings and they'll confirm. so get to smoochin.

(( ooc; RE THE SNOWBALL FIGHT y'all go wild with this, seriously. tag each other, smash each other in the face with snow, start fires, idc. go nuts. feel free to treat this as a commentlog & tag around OR DONT YOU DO YOU ))

Comments

snowballz -- open!

[ruinously]

[ y'all wanna fuck around and find out? come at him. he's here, waiting, lurking and hiding, ready to pelt the first person to show up with a snowball; POW! right in the kisser. ]



((ooc -- again, feel free to tag around and have a proper fight with each other! ))

audio | un: m.cabrera

[naloxone]

[ she probably shouldn't encourage it, but tbh it's heartwarming to see so manu people in the holiday spirit, even if she herself doesn't feel like celebrating. ]

You're not going to explain what it means?

[ let's be mindful dean gosh! there are non-earthlings here. ]

[ruinously]

Good point.

But it's almost more fun if I don't.

[ 😈 ]

audio; un: kovacs

[kovach]

Is that the shit that keeps smacking my damn face everywhere I walk?

[ someone's not enjoying it. ]

[ruinously]

Dude, who are you, Jaws? How tall are you?

[naloxone]

So you're just going to... watch people be confused about it?

[kovach]

Tall enough. Plus, they keep falling. Your taping skills are shit.

[laviny]

[Well, someone is gonna fuck around and find out that’s for sure. Yelena is a trained Russian assassin. Not only is she trained in stealth and ambush techniques, she trained in the Russian tundra.

This is basically her home playing field.

And she hasn’t had a lot of opportunity to use her skills for fun, so she is taking this one.

She’s dressed all in white to better blend in the snow, and she’s found a place with some cover so she can stage a proper ambush. She waits for Dean to turn away from her location a bit and throws a snowball directly at his head.]

audio; un: mccoy

[homeostatic]

So that was you. Was it really necessary to stick it under every doorway?

( And over most of the seating in the common area... he's pretty sure there's more lurking. )

[anthropophagite]

I don't think everyone knows what a mistletoe is.

[ruinously]

Hmm..

Good point.

I will amend.

[ruinously]

Hey, I work with what I got. It's not like there's any gorilla glue handy.

[ruinously]

I mean, yeah dude.

Gotten smooched yet?

[ruinously]

It's been pointed out.

I have amended -- now it can be known to all.

@PARKOUR

[webdesigned]

why would you hang up mistletoe everywhere? most the team is like twice my age don't you think that's a little weird

what about that kid with the robot limbs he's like 15 dude

[homeostatic]

Why, you offerin'?

un; nightmoves - just...cw for dean

[ruinously]

[ children ]

Hey, it's not a requirement, kid. It's tradition, not a creepy dubcon manga. You don't wanna smooch, no smooch.

[ruinously]

[ slkdhf ]

Oh, you never know. It's Christmas, I'm feelin' generous.

[kovach]

Or you could just not shove plants in every corner of the station.

[ and with the additional piece of added information: ]

Also, hot tip: maybe don't use sketchy methods to force people to kiss you. Least take 'em out to dinner first.

[webdesigned]

i feel like space was doing just fine without creepy and coercive christmas traditions

text | un: goodvibes

[aurable]

I'm safe because none of your short little organic legs are tall enough to reach me.

[ruinously]

I think you'd get along really well with my brother. He's a Grinch, too.

[ruinously]

bold of you to think we wont try to climb up

[homeostatic]

( don't be a coward, Dean )

And I'm not hard to find.

text; un: navigator

[droide]

Good thing you clarified.
Before that, literally every part of this message seemed eerily threatening.

Actually, no. It still seems threatening.