[Alina, you're going to get frosting in your pockets.

Ziggy makes a mildly concerned face, as if Alina is a drunk girl at a party who needs to be walked home ASAP after holding her hair, but she'll let it go. Who is she to deny someone their God-given right to stuff food into their clothes????]

You'd think it would get me more sob story points, but I think it just makes me easier to catch.

The people here can be ruthless against my obvious charms.