Damn, you're right. The booze is always the first to go.

[Laughing, he almost seems to get comfy where he's slumped. You'd think he's starting to find it a normal means of travel at this point. Who needs Uber when you've got Joric? Totally makes sense.]

We had these kinds of pirates, kinda, yeah. It's been a loooong time since they've been like this! Nowadays, pirates are just criminals nobody likes. I mean, the oldschool ones were, too, but at least they had some flair about them.