I mean, what's your gauge for a year where you're from? I could say I'm like, I don't know, twelve years old on Pluto but that'd still be insane for a person from Earth, you know? If you use Earth standard I'm over five hundred, though.

（ ... not technically unt...rue? ）

I don't think there's a rule, but that little fucking robot hates me.

（ it's not because of the smoking. it's because he's a slob. seriously no one should ever let this man cook. or eat. ）