（ he hears that hamster wheel turning, and when the kid arrives at the proper conclusion (just take one!!) he grins a bit. mostly to himself, as he sweeps his arms out at the room. ）

I was hoping for something that I could misappropriate in kinky ways. Like, I don't know, a sexy saw horse or something? I would've settled for some handcuffs, damn.

（ let him live, he wanted a dungeon. ）

But nah, got a few tricks. Believe you me, I ain't gotta test 'em out though. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Tell you what, the going gets rough I'll hide behind you.

（ he turns back to face cain, winking broadly in a way that makes the double entendre impossible to miss. because he absolutely cannot be normal about anything, ever. ）