( when she gets there, she will find him deeply entrenched in the storeroom, whistling yankee doodle in a hideously off-pitch key.
but there's a bottle of glenlivet out on the table, and two glasses. and after a (frankly, alarming) sound and a triumphant squawk that wouldn't be out of place on a particularly sociable crow, he emerges.
with a box of pistachios.
also he's wearing a wreath of pepperoni sticks but we aren't going to talk about that. )
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but there's a bottle of glenlivet out on the table, and two glasses. and after a (frankly, alarming) sound and a triumphant squawk that wouldn't be out of place on a particularly sociable crow, he emerges.
with a box of pistachios.
also he's wearing a wreath of pepperoni sticks but we aren't going to talk about that. )