[ That really is quite the CV. Makes him feel even more out of place but, at the same time, he knows that a lot of different skills is more of a strength than anything. ]

Hi. I'm Phoenix Wright. I can throw a punch or kick if I need to but not exactly useful in a fight. I'm a lawyer, so if anyone happens to get in trouble with authorities or we need someone who at least kind of knows how to talk, I guess I can help with that. I, uh ...

[ Should he share this? Probably. Especially if he keeps it vague, it can't hurt too much, right? ]

I can also tell when someone is lying.