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[cheapbastard]

yeah, all right, i'm new here. please send your welcome wagon baskets of cookies to my room. i'm hungry.

( but that wasn't the reason he was putting himself out there now. he didn't really want to talk to this lot but seems like that was gonna have to be something he does.

so, he's making it happen. )

what i'm gettin from this place is that i can't go back to where i was, this place is in fuckin' space and those are actual fuckin' stars out there, and you lot like to get fucked up drunk sometimes.

( yes, he'd seen that post of yours, newton. seen it and he was going to remember it for the rest of his life. )

so, since you lot are so ready to offer up advice, i got two things:

one, where can i get a fuckin' good drink?
two, where can i punch the shit out of something? or someone. volunteers? i'm definitely taking volunteers. come on, everyone's so helpful here, right?

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[cheapbastard]

i don't even know what the hell a haki is
before i punch you
fill me in on this
educate me

you made of granite or some shit?

[hannyas]

No, haki is energy that every living being has! Some just hone it to work in different ways. My armament haki can make my skin really hard — like granite, or steel! So I'm not actually made of it, but I can make my skin feel like it.

You could probably do it, too, with some practise!

[cheapbastard]

so, it's like some sorta shield? some sorta mystical shield?

[hannyas]

Sort of! It's not really that mystical at all, ryou, or haki as they call it in other islands in my world, is something found in everyone. But I suppose this is one of those differences that come with different worlds.

[cheapbastard]

yeah, i don't have any kind of haki.
i've had hot dogs.
not the same thing though

[hannyas]

.... What are hot dogs? Why would you warm your dogs?

[cheapbastard]

they're not actual dogs
what the fuck
it's food.

[hannyas]

Oh!! that makes more sense... what kind of a food is it?

[cheapbastard]

it's a shitty food
that you can make in about five minutes
but it's good enough
never had it i take it?

[hannyas]

No, it's not something we have in the Land of Wano!

if you no longer want to spar, would you teach me how to make it? or we can spar first!!

[cheapbastard]

this station have hot dogs?
they make it to space?

[hannyas]

I have no idea! what goes into hot dogs? there's a lot of ingredients in the kitchen so I figure you might find what's needed for them there.

[cheapbastard]

i don't think you or i wanna know what's really in hot dogs
scary shit
but they taste good
especially with onions

[hannyas]

I see... well, I think I want to taste them! maybe if they don't have the ingredients we can request them? do they taste good with ale or wine?

[cheapbastard]

wine's a little too fancy for them
ale, yeah
i can see a hot dog and ale going together
and don't know how successful we'll be with finding ingredients to make them
i don't even know how to make 'em
they just come premade

[hannyas]

well if we can't get ingredients for them, then let's just drink ale!

but what do you mean they come premade

someone always has to prepare a dish... is it magic? does someone magic them into existence?

[cheapbastard]

no, it's —

( how the fuck does he explain this? )

let's just drink ale.

[hannyas]

[ luckily, yamato isn't too invested in getting the explanation. ]

sure! I'll see you in the kitchen!

[ and then they went and got drunk and it was great y/n ]