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[cheapbastard]

yeah, all right, i'm new here. please send your welcome wagon baskets of cookies to my room. i'm hungry.

( but that wasn't the reason he was putting himself out there now. he didn't really want to talk to this lot but seems like that was gonna have to be something he does.

so, he's making it happen. )

what i'm gettin from this place is that i can't go back to where i was, this place is in fuckin' space and those are actual fuckin' stars out there, and you lot like to get fucked up drunk sometimes.

( yes, he'd seen that post of yours, newton. seen it and he was going to remember it for the rest of his life. )

so, since you lot are so ready to offer up advice, i got two things:

one, where can i get a fuckin' good drink?
two, where can i punch the shit out of something? or someone. volunteers? i'm definitely taking volunteers. come on, everyone's so helpful here, right?

Comments

[homeostatic]

Think I'd rather watch instead. Daisy seems like she's got a mean right hook.

[cheapbastard]

you wanna pick up some tips on how it's done?
cuz i'd gladly give you those
protect that babyface you've got going on

[homeostatic]

Remember to lean forward for nosebleeds, not back.

[cheapbastard]

how do you know i ain't got what it takes to beat these people?
because you don't?

[homeostatic]

Is that really all you care about? Winning fights with strangers?
It's amazing that humanity lasted into the 23rd century.

[cheapbastard]

you really think that i'm gonna fess up on what i care about to someone i don't know right here?

[homeostatic]

Worth a shot.
When you've had your fill of ass-kicking, come see me.

[cheapbastard]

only if you have drinks for me.