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[cheapbastard]

yeah, all right, i'm new here. please send your welcome wagon baskets of cookies to my room. i'm hungry.

( but that wasn't the reason he was putting himself out there now. he didn't really want to talk to this lot but seems like that was gonna have to be something he does.

so, he's making it happen. )

what i'm gettin from this place is that i can't go back to where i was, this place is in fuckin' space and those are actual fuckin' stars out there, and you lot like to get fucked up drunk sometimes.

( yes, he'd seen that post of yours, newton. seen it and he was going to remember it for the rest of his life. )

so, since you lot are so ready to offer up advice, i got two things:

one, where can i get a fuckin' good drink?
two, where can i punch the shit out of something? or someone. volunteers? i'm definitely taking volunteers. come on, everyone's so helpful here, right?

Comments

[cheapbastard]

didn't ask you to.
but you're the one who made the recommendation.
i was just asking for elaboration.

[oiorpata]

My recommendation was just something else because there's probably something better. Doesn't mean I thought about what that might be.

[cheapbastard]

well, that's anticlimatic.
what the fuck am i supposed to do with that
if you're gonna be critical
should have better ideas for me.

[oiorpata]

You're pretty bossy.

How's that usually work out for you?

[cheapbastard]

usually?
pretty well
why, not working on you?

[oiorpata]

Not in the slightest.

[cheapbastard]

damn
might have to recalculate
so tell me
what does work on you, huh?

[oiorpata]

Do you really think I'd tell you that easily?

[cheapbastard]

so what
you telling me i gotta earn it?

[oiorpata]

There's no guarantee I'll tell you either way.

[cheapbastard]

that right?
anything i can do to try and make my odds better?

[oiorpata]

Not really, no. You're on your own.

[cheapbastard]

anyone ever tell you that you're really unhelpful?

[oiorpata]

You're first one in my entire life.

[cheapbastard]

wow.
i deserve a reward for that one.

[oiorpata]

You'll have to build your own trophy for that.

[cheapbastard]

you're kinda boring
you know

[oiorpata]

Maybe you're just entitled, expecting other people do to whatever you ask.

[cheapbastard]

been called worse
but i don't recall ordering you to do shit
asked nicely

[oiorpata]

Interesting definition of nice.

[cheapbastard]

it's one i'm comfortable with
bother you?

[oiorpata]

No.

You can think whatever you want, it doesn't actually affect me that much.

[cheapbastard]

you're the one that answered this
must have affected you in some way.

[oiorpata]

Boredom, initially.

[cheapbastard]

initially?