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[cheapbastard]

yeah, all right, i'm new here. please send your welcome wagon baskets of cookies to my room. i'm hungry.

( but that wasn't the reason he was putting himself out there now. he didn't really want to talk to this lot but seems like that was gonna have to be something he does.

so, he's making it happen. )

what i'm gettin from this place is that i can't go back to where i was, this place is in fuckin' space and those are actual fuckin' stars out there, and you lot like to get fucked up drunk sometimes.

( yes, he'd seen that post of yours, newton. seen it and he was going to remember it for the rest of his life. )

so, since you lot are so ready to offer up advice, i got two things:

one, where can i get a fuckin' good drink?
two, where can i punch the shit out of something? or someone. volunteers? i'm definitely taking volunteers. come on, everyone's so helpful here, right?

Comments

[cheapbastard]

so, you could be someone different each time?
that's pretty fuckin cool

[aurable]

In theory

[ Read: Drift has no idea ]

[cheapbastard]

in theory?
never tried?
wow, you should try it.

[aurable]

Why, have someone you don't like in mind?

[cheapbastard]

oh, lots of fuckin' people
you don't?
you like everyone?

[aurable]

Sure, but I doubt you can turn into a giant robot on the fly.

[cheapbastard]

no, i can't do that.
and how much of a bummer is that?
never wanted to be a robot though.
until now.

[aurable]

Not to brag
But
I also turn into a car

[cheapbastard]

you turn into a fuckin' car
what kind of car?
not some kind of station wagon, right?

[aurable]

Toyota GR Supra heavily modified for drift racing

[cheapbastard]

fuck
nice car
never driven one
but i know it.

[aurable]

that makes two of us
this alt mode is new so
never been one

[cheapbastard]

so
that just means you gotta be one soon
and i gotta be around for it.

[aurable]

If you want a ride
At least buy me dinner first

[cheapbastard]

i might even throw in a few drinks for this.