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[cheapbastard]

yeah, all right, i'm new here. please send your welcome wagon baskets of cookies to my room. i'm hungry.

( but that wasn't the reason he was putting himself out there now. he didn't really want to talk to this lot but seems like that was gonna have to be something he does.

so, he's making it happen. )

what i'm gettin from this place is that i can't go back to where i was, this place is in fuckin' space and those are actual fuckin' stars out there, and you lot like to get fucked up drunk sometimes.

( yes, he'd seen that post of yours, newton. seen it and he was going to remember it for the rest of his life. )

so, since you lot are so ready to offer up advice, i got two things:

one, where can i get a fuckin' good drink?
two, where can i punch the shit out of something? or someone. volunteers? i'm definitely taking volunteers. come on, everyone's so helpful here, right?

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[laviny]

So you are living out your childhood dreams. Lucky you.

[cheapbastard]

i am.
it's a great feeling

though, there were more aliens around during that time
little green men
with cool guns

[laviny]

Well, there was a blue woman on the last planet. Maybe there will be green men on the next one.

[cheapbastard]

oh, how excitin
might have you get a picture of me and 'em
a souvenir
i'd be the happiest bloke you ever seen

[laviny]

Okay.

Do you want the picture taken before or after we have to fight them for an orb?

Because that is probably what will happen.

[cheapbastard]

before.
after might be hard to convince them to pose
wouldn't want to piss them off
and have them insist on posing with one of my limbs they ripped off or some such