My luck tends to be 50/50 in these kinds of circumstances, but I don't mind those odds; makes life a rollercoaster, you know? One without breaks. Or handrails. But if enough of us tech-savvy types are trying to get through, we're bound to have more luck.

... Do you mean you're out of touch in that you're from an earlier decade, or out of touch like you've been living in a remote jungle?