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ximilia2022-12-02 12:26 pm
groupiedrifter) wrote in ximilia2022-12-02 12:26 pm
Voice; un: newt
Oh man, we have new blood again? Welcome aboard!
I've been saving these stickers for the occasion.
[He sends a snapshot of the stickers in question:]
If you're not a newbie and you really want one, I barter in any of the following: snacks, shiny rocks, manga, monster movies, cool figurines, cigarettes, conversations about tattoos, spaghetti or any type of noodle, cute dimples, cheek kisses, compliments about my boots, neat pictures of any manner of phyla, a tall can of pringles, pens with blue or red ink, caffeine patches, 80's or 90's band shirts, things that hover that shouldn't, fancy scissors, dinosaur stickers, or coffee.
Just come on down to the lab and get your very special prize!
If I'm bumping into tables and jumping six feet in the air because you so much as sneezed in my direction, it's because I'm temporarily blind and literally can't see my own hand in front of my face.
Ciao!
I've been saving these stickers for the occasion.
[He sends a snapshot of the stickers in question:]
If you're not a newbie and you really want one, I barter in any of the following: snacks, shiny rocks, manga, monster movies, cool figurines, cigarettes, conversations about tattoos, spaghetti or any type of noodle, cute dimples, cheek kisses, compliments about my boots, neat pictures of any manner of phyla, a tall can of pringles, pens with blue or red ink, caffeine patches, 80's or 90's band shirts, things that hover that shouldn't, fancy scissors, dinosaur stickers, or coffee.
Just come on down to the lab and get your very special prize!
If I'm bumping into tables and jumping six feet in the air because you so much as sneezed in my direction, it's because I'm temporarily blind and literally can't see my own hand in front of my face.
Ciao!
audio; un: felix
Come on, man. You're killing it here.
[He is not impressed. Why does he always have to deal with idiots wherever he goes? He is so over this shit.]
audio;
[look at what you're walking into, felix]
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But I absolutely do not do arts and crafts. That shit's for kids.
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Making stickers for people, that's untapped territory.
... The spring trap thing sounds pretty neat, though.
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It's child's play for selling to dumb people and their dumb kids. And they have companies that already do that. Therefore: tapped.
It's one of many I can offer. You don't want to get stuck in it.
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[He doesn't say he's done the very thing Felix is talking about. Mostly because the time he'd maximized damage in a warzone, he'd been trying to intentionally blast his teammates to bits. (Only it wasn't him, was it? It was the fucking aliens in his head-)]
I'll pass, though, thanks. No offense, but you're super lame.
[BLIND, BUT NEVER LOW ON HONEST OPINIONS.]
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worsethat before. Except the Jaeger part.Now that second comment actually gets on his nerves more than the first. His voice snaps out childish at first but grows more menacing as he continues.]
I'm not lame, you're lame! Stickers! For fuck's sake. Like some sort of child...
I don't know what a Jaeger is but I can pilot just about anything the UNSC has produced and most alien craft. That gives me the right to be a little cocky. Most people--even soldiers--can't say that. I doubt you can.
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"I'm not lame, you're lame!"
[anyway]
But jokes on you, genius, you can't pilot a Jaeger without two pilots; otherwise, your brain would leak out of your ears. And since you seem like someone noooobody wants to hang out with, I'm guessing that means you'd never get a chance to be in one.
In fact, for someone who seems super proud of his skillsets, you sure seem ready to piss people off around you, which is extremely ineffective — both in a survivalist and improvisational sense.
[I would know, I did it on occasion.]
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[Except it was right about at that point that he remembered that Locus had betrayed him. It sent his brain into a brief short circuit. And then a fit of rage hit.]
Fuck you! I've survived shit you couldn't comprehend! I am a survivor! And this will be a walk in the fucking park!
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And join the fucking club, pal! We'll all survived shit you couldn't comprehend!
If you want, I'll make that club stickers, too, while we're at it!
[TOO BLIND AND ANNOYED FOR THIS, FELIX.]
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I fucking doubt it. You're all fucking civvies here.
[Okay, not everyone but at this point Felix isn't paying attention to the words coming out of his mouth. He just doesn't care.]
Just don't ask me to save your ass when you inevitably get it into trouble, moron.
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Dude, you're oblivious. Do a little research, get some of the blood in that brain moving before you die from lack of oxygen. Just know that when I save your ass, it's gonna be super begrudgingly!
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Instead, the feed switches to video and the image captures one obvious gesture: Felix's hand giving the middle finger.
Yeah, he's that kind of petty asshole. He finally disconnects and not only mutes the system for the longest amount of time it will allow for, but rips the ear piece off and throws it against the nearest wall.
Congratulations, Newt, you win the honor of being the first person to cause and endure Felix's (first) breakdown on the Ximilia. It's only been like a day...]
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You need to relax a little, my guy! Newt is +1 on this station needing a therapist. Pronto.]