Voice; un: newt

[groupiedrifter]

Oh man, we have new blood again? Welcome aboard!

I've been saving these stickers for the occasion.

[He sends a snapshot of the stickers in question:]



If you're not a newbie and you really want one, I barter in any of the following: snacks, shiny rocks, manga, monster movies, cool figurines, cigarettes, conversations about tattoos, spaghetti or any type of noodle, cute dimples, cheek kisses, compliments about my boots, neat pictures of any manner of phyla, a tall can of pringles, pens with blue or red ink, caffeine patches, 80's or 90's band shirts, things that hover that shouldn't, fancy scissors, dinosaur stickers, or coffee.

Just come on down to the lab and get your very special prize!

If I'm bumping into tables and jumping six feet in the air because you so much as sneezed in my direction, it's because I'm temporarily blind and literally can't see my own hand in front of my face.

Ciao!

Comments

[shishkabob]

Fine, fine. But the second we get a print-making machine for shirts I’ll be first in line.

A sticker, though… [Rubs a hand over his chin.] Can I have three of them instead? [One for his shotgun, one on Nevan, and one on his old man’s greatsword.]

[groupiedrifter]

Are you kidding?

Absolutely, you can have three stickers. I appreciate someone who can have a little fun and not be so serious about shit like this! I'll have to ask Viv for some print-makers for shirts now. Maybe I'll make sad eyes at her until she gives in...

Come get some, though! You deserve it; I heard you were pretty involved with the last orb retrieval, so consider it a 'gold star' kinda situation.

[shishkabob]

Life's too short to be so serious all the time. Far as I'm concerned, long as we make it out in enough pieces to stay alive, that's a cause for celebration.

[It's kind of a miracle, in his opinion, that this motley crew has somehow made it so far.]

I'll make sad eyes with you. She can't resist two pairs, right?

[Then, breezily:] Does that mean I get a gold star sticker? That's a hell of a motivation. [Somewhere in his memory, he can hear Vergil's voice shouting about getting motivated.]

[groupiedrifter]

Exactly, dude. After dealing with war for the last, like, decade? I can safely say a day where we get back in one — or, uh, mostly one? — is a win. But gold star sticker is absolutely on the table if you want it to be. I can make one hell of a gold sticker.