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ximilia2022-12-02 12:26 pm
groupiedrifter) wrote in ximilia2022-12-02 12:26 pm
Voice; un: newt
Oh man, we have new blood again? Welcome aboard!
I've been saving these stickers for the occasion.
[He sends a snapshot of the stickers in question:]
If you're not a newbie and you really want one, I barter in any of the following: snacks, shiny rocks, manga, monster movies, cool figurines, cigarettes, conversations about tattoos, spaghetti or any type of noodle, cute dimples, cheek kisses, compliments about my boots, neat pictures of any manner of phyla, a tall can of pringles, pens with blue or red ink, caffeine patches, 80's or 90's band shirts, things that hover that shouldn't, fancy scissors, dinosaur stickers, or coffee.
Just come on down to the lab and get your very special prize!
If I'm bumping into tables and jumping six feet in the air because you so much as sneezed in my direction, it's because I'm temporarily blind and literally can't see my own hand in front of my face.
Ciao!
I've been saving these stickers for the occasion.
[He sends a snapshot of the stickers in question:]
If you're not a newbie and you really want one, I barter in any of the following: snacks, shiny rocks, manga, monster movies, cool figurines, cigarettes, conversations about tattoos, spaghetti or any type of noodle, cute dimples, cheek kisses, compliments about my boots, neat pictures of any manner of phyla, a tall can of pringles, pens with blue or red ink, caffeine patches, 80's or 90's band shirts, things that hover that shouldn't, fancy scissors, dinosaur stickers, or coffee.
Just come on down to the lab and get your very special prize!
If I'm bumping into tables and jumping six feet in the air because you so much as sneezed in my direction, it's because I'm temporarily blind and literally can't see my own hand in front of my face.
Ciao!
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You don't even know how tall I am!
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[if you say over 5'5" he's gonna puke]
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[Which is 5'6", sorry bud. Please don't puke ON him.]
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Just — Cut it out!
[THIS IS TOO MUCH]
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[He's genuinely shocked and taken aback by this reaction.]
Sir, I can quite honestly say I have never been called tall once in my life! Just how short are you?!
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[just imagine he's crossing his arms over his chest like it does anything for him]
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Right, and that's... How much in centimeters, exactly...?
[Please don't make him do math.]
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[BEGRUDGINGLY STATED.]
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So we're basically the same height, is what you're saying.
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... Just don't go getting any taller! I'm tired of looking up at people.