Text; un: belova

[laviny]

Hello everyone.

My personal goal for this mission is to help other people with their personal goals, so if anyone needs any assistance you can come to me and I will see what I can do.

Unless it is something I am not interested in, and then I will tell you no.

Anyway, you can talk to me here on the network, or if you want to talk in person I am currently in Goldthorp.

Comments

text; un: romanoff

[deaddrop]

I need to do the opposite of what I'm told for 24 hours.

Think you could stand going a day telling me what to do and having me fuck off the whole time?

[laviny]

[Hmmmm.]

Yes, I can do that.

[deaddrop]

You're going to tell me things like not to pet dogs, something like that aren't you?

text | un: iris

[inventure]

hi! i need to get in trouble with authorities

are you good at that?

[ o honey. ]

[laviny]

I am very good at crime, yes. Usually I try not to get caught, but I can do the opposite, too.

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[zune]

how are you with conversation?

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[laviny]

I am very good at it. What do you need to converse about?

[zune]

i was told i need to speak in nothing but song titles for 24 hours

so i'm thinking i'm gonna be talking about a lotta weird shit

think you can help with that?

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[buckkeep]

I need to follow instructions for 24 hours. Can I rely on you not to have too much fun with it?

[laviny]

Oh, I had that one before. It sucks. Sure, I can help.

text; un: felix

[swordandshield]

[Is he ignoring the fact that there might already be three potential candidates for this endeavor right now? Yes. Is he being terribly vague on purpose? Also yes.]

I have something for you. Let's hang out.

[laviny]

[it's fine, she’ll do this until she’s bored with it.]

Vague, but okay. Where do you want to meet?

[swordandshield]

There's this place called Gaslord's Palace [the disgust is practically audible. yes, in text format.] that's got half decent drinks. And I don't know about you but I need all the drinks I can get for this one.

Have you come across it yet?

[Implying that he was also dropped in Goldthorp.]

text; un: mccoy

[homeostatic]

I'm supposed to use violence to solve an argument, which is some kind of horseshit.

[laviny]

I would offer to do that for you, but that would probably not count as you completing it.

text; @just.rey

[jedied]

I have to tell someone my greatest sin.

I don't know how one ranks sins as I'm not from a world that... does that. I've done a lot of things that are technically against a number of galactic laws?

[laviny]

Do you feed guilty for breaking any of those laws? Because I think that is what makes a sin a sin.

[legalcy]

I was told to make a situation worse, and as much as I dislike the notion, I hope I don't have to do anything too drastic.

[laviny]

I think the trick there is to make it worse in a funny way.

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[hindsights]

I have to tell someone my worst quality so here goes...???

I think most problems can be solved with a lightsaber. [ that is not, in fact, his worse quality or actually true??? ]

[laviny]

That’s like…a weapon, right?

< ren >

[dyaddyissues]

Mine is to tell no lies for twenty-four hours.

I thought that these goals were supposed to be challenging.

[laviny]

Some of them are, some of them aren’t. It sounds like you won’t need much help with this one, though.

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[groupiedrifter]

"Help someone out of an embarrassing situation by being even more embarrassing."

Impossible. I'm never embarrassing.

[laviny]

That is a ridiculous lie, Newton Geiszler.