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yo, okay, so: hear me out

maybe i am going way too west side story with this, but i've really been thinking about it and does anyone think we could make a good show of family loyalty by some kind of stand against an opposing one???

obviously we don't have to REALLY hurt each other or anything, just, kinda, make it look like it. like a flash mob only with less dancing. unless you wanna dance and i guess then i wouldn't stop you i am just not sure how many points you'd get with the big guns with dance moves. unless they're really good dance moves. or the other families seem more into that sort of thing but lionetta is kinda not that vibe just saying wait what was i saying

right. flash mob. that's like, more of an actual mob. only with fake fighting. like wwe. just maybe don't hit anybody with chairs. or maybe you can, just ask first?

y/n/peter that is a seriously terrible idea? i dunno it was just a thought and i guess now that i thought it with my earpiece in all of you have to hear it sorry about that

oh yeah my name is peter, so, uh, hi i guess.

( and with that, Peter either physically took out his ear piece or spontaneously managed to stop thinking. I don't know about you, but I'm really guessing it wasn't the second one. )

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Sure, it's all about the legs. Oh, and the freeze pose.

[He sounded amused and happy to comply in talking about it. Ask him some questions.]

okay legs = kicking probably that far i am with you. but you lost me at freeze pose, what does that mean. why dance while you fight to begin with is it a disarming ruse or do you just like dancing or is it really just fighting that looks loose enough to be comparable with dancing

( how about lots of questions? just imagine the question marks are in there. )

A freeze pose is what it sounds like: when you freeze in a cool pose and hold it as long as possible for grand effect. In combat it's all about fooling the enemy to get in close, try to get a punch in--only once they're back in range you start the next move-set. Why dance while fighting? I don't know. Because it's fun! And, yeah, it confuses most people, too, so an advantage can usually be made from it. Some of my martial arts moves also take on an almost dance-like quality so I guess I just incorporated the actual breakdance moves that had the same vibe. So you could say sometimes it's fighting that looks like dancing, and other times it's dancing that looks like fighting. I like to mix my styles around, and this is just another way to do that.

[Maybe... maybe he got a little too into that answer, actually.]

i really don't know that i would get closer to a guy i was already fighting because he suddenly stopped moving. unless maybe he was down on the floor like possum and i was worried or something

that said, dance fighting or fighting that looks like dancing sounds really cool. i wanna say "i'd like to see that" but that sort of implies i want you to fight someone and i don't actually

unless it's a fake fight but everyone seems against that so probably not

Well, you'd be surprised how many idiots don't follow that logic. They just want to get revenge for the foot in their face and take the first opportunity presented them to get a punch in. It ends badly for them.

I'm used to random fights on the street. Don't worry about it. You wanna see some awesome moves, hit me. Literally.

But we can always wait till we're back on the station and can find a volunteer to get their ass kicked so we don't start a gang war. Probably the smart idea. Not to be confused with the best idea. Or the most fun idea.

yikes. well, uh... play dumb games, get dumb prizes.

( if you're going to kick somebody down or not moving you should probably expect some karmic consequences.

as for hitting someone on purpose for the sake of seeing dance fighting in action, that really depends on how Peter's punch experiments go with PQ. if he can turn off the spider senses enough to not be totally sus. until then, )

yeah, we might have to rain check. back on the station might be better, unless family pride follows us up there. joking. it won't, probably

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