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yo, okay, so: hear me out

maybe i am going way too west side story with this, but i've really been thinking about it and does anyone think we could make a good show of family loyalty by some kind of stand against an opposing one???

obviously we don't have to REALLY hurt each other or anything, just, kinda, make it look like it. like a flash mob only with less dancing. unless you wanna dance and i guess then i wouldn't stop you i am just not sure how many points you'd get with the big guns with dance moves. unless they're really good dance moves. or the other families seem more into that sort of thing but lionetta is kinda not that vibe just saying wait what was i saying

right. flash mob. that's like, more of an actual mob. only with fake fighting. like wwe. just maybe don't hit anybody with chairs. or maybe you can, just ask first?

y/n/peter that is a seriously terrible idea? i dunno it was just a thought and i guess now that i thought it with my earpiece in all of you have to hear it sorry about that

oh yeah my name is peter, so, uh, hi i guess.

( and with that, Peter either physically took out his ear piece or spontaneously managed to stop thinking. I don't know about you, but I'm really guessing it wasn't the second one. )

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i know there's that saying about omelettes and scrambled eggs but i always liked mine sunnyside up anyway

( what does that have to do with anything? probably nothing. but safe to say Peter isn't signing up to hurt people, as in actually hurt them and not flash-dance fight them any time soon. if that makes him soft he's totally fine with that. )

well if nobody wants to talk about it i guess we'll have to snoop around and figure it out ourselves. i know nothing about this post implies i'm good at sneaking but i am actually.

i just got here so i dunno maybe there is a shapeshifter. that'd be pretty crazy. the whole distinct uniform for each fam would probably make the job easier tho, just gotta change your face

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Runny eggs are great when done right but those ches are few and far between. After my last breakfast sandwich was brutalized I've sworn off certain breakfast options.

Snooping is the idea, word of mouth spreads whether or not someone keeps it in the family. That's why rats and snitches stay so popular in the cinema grind.

Exactly! too bad. if somebody is doing the three-way recon schtick here they aren't being very generous with the details.

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oh no. that sounds terrible. i am so sorry for your loss. that comes across incredibly sarcastic in text form but i really really mean it. nothing worse than your ideal breakfast being suddenly ripped away from you

do you think people are doing that? keeping secrets over sharing with the class?

( seems counterintuitive to him. though, at the same time he's not the best at sharing or being a team player, so maybe??? )

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that poor sandwich never had a chance.

I wouldn't know, but I wouldn't put it past a person. Who's to say what someone's got up their sleeve? Especially with the quid pro quo of it all.

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what happened, or is it still too raw to talk about? i'm really missing food on the ship, by the way, all this pretentious rich people food is the worst

yeah, i guess that's a good point. better stay on our toes.

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let's just say I was between a rock and a hard place and the sandwich wound up collateral.

I don't mind a good meal but I feel ya there, kid. Sometimes you just wanna chill with a bowl of cereal or some cheez whiz ya know?

exactly! not saying we can't make friends but having our own backs ain't exactly a bad thing when push comes to shove.

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rip sandwich. you were too young to go out like that

what house are you in??? lionetta does it up and not in a good way. there's three forks at every meal. you're supposed to put your fingers in a bowl of water after a course. there's caviar on everything. it's been a nightmare

yeah. i guess that's what i'm used to anyway. lone wolfing things.