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yo, okay, so: hear me out

maybe i am going way too west side story with this, but i've really been thinking about it and does anyone think we could make a good show of family loyalty by some kind of stand against an opposing one???

obviously we don't have to REALLY hurt each other or anything, just, kinda, make it look like it. like a flash mob only with less dancing. unless you wanna dance and i guess then i wouldn't stop you i am just not sure how many points you'd get with the big guns with dance moves. unless they're really good dance moves. or the other families seem more into that sort of thing but lionetta is kinda not that vibe just saying wait what was i saying

right. flash mob. that's like, more of an actual mob. only with fake fighting. like wwe. just maybe don't hit anybody with chairs. or maybe you can, just ask first?

y/n/peter that is a seriously terrible idea? i dunno it was just a thought and i guess now that i thought it with my earpiece in all of you have to hear it sorry about that

oh yeah my name is peter, so, uh, hi i guess.

( and with that, Peter either physically took out his ear piece or spontaneously managed to stop thinking. I don't know about you, but I'm really guessing it wasn't the second one. )

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footloose is an american classic, what is there not to like about it??? idk man maybe he was trying to seem cool and didn't want to admit how great it was

( that's the only thing that makes sense. though Peter has never managed to successfully feign coolness, so maybe not. that does not seem like a Peter Parker possibility. )

oh, they do. oscorp finances all sorts of strange flunkies under the table. i am not sure what they get out of it, besides tearing across new york in the mechanized rhino suit

yes, i definitely remember. and it was a dead giveaway so i have to learn to turn the spider-sense off and on. this is for a good cause, okay?

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RIGHT? Yes, thank you. Gods, I knew there were many reasons why I liked you. I haven't seen that movie in decades, once we're back at the station, I need to ask Viveca if she has any movies available.

Uhhhh....weird. Maybe they're just furries who are also into transformers?

[ Quill isn't judging, whatever gets people's rock-offs is their business....okay maybe he is judging a little. Not Peter, but the sort of villains he had to face. ]

Okay...I just don't like the idea of hurting you. Other assholes I'd punch without a second thought, but you're a good kid.

[ Not exactly a kid anymore, but Peter probably gets what Quill's trying to say. ]

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that's a good idea. i'd rewatch footloose. ask her about westside story, too, while you're at it.

( he's looking forward to some downtime after the mission, as it feels like he got thrown right into things. he'd like to get to know his teammates better. though, word to the wise, PQ, Peter can sit still and watch a movie for about twenty minutes at the longest. )

you're not going to hurt me. even if you do manage to clobber me, i heal fast. i'll be okay.

i just want to have better control, that's all. i don't want to hurt anybody, either.