( text | un: butcher )

[cheapbastard]

yeah, all right, i'm new here. please send your welcome wagon baskets of cookies to my room. i'm hungry.

( but that wasn't the reason he was putting himself out there now. he didn't really want to talk to this lot but seems like that was gonna have to be something he does.

so, he's making it happen. )

what i'm gettin from this place is that i can't go back to where i was, this place is in fuckin' space and those are actual fuckin' stars out there, and you lot like to get fucked up drunk sometimes.

( yes, he'd seen that post of yours, newton. seen it and he was going to remember it for the rest of his life. )

so, since you lot are so ready to offer up advice, i got two things:

one, where can i get a fuckin' good drink?
two, where can i punch the shit out of something? or someone. volunteers? i'm definitely taking volunteers. come on, everyone's so helpful here, right?

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un: dragongirl

[catchatting]

They totally make therapy for that btw.

[cheapbastard]

what makes you think i need to have my head shrunk?

[catchatting]

Wanting to punch the shit out of something? So not a chill vibe.

[cheapbastard]

i think it's plenty chill
get it out of your system
feel excellent afterward
you just ain't never tried it i bet

[catchatting]

Thanks but I have enough violence in my life to not want to go looking for extra helpings.

[cheapbastard]

so, what do you do then?
basket weaving?
meditating?

TW: drugs

[catchatting]

Yoga, meditating, a soothing face mask. My brother just smokes and talks about "chill energies" or whatever.

[cheapbastard]

do i really strike you as the type to do yoga?
do you do yoga?

[catchatting]

You strike me as the type who could really benefit from it. Whether you want to is up to you.
I do yoga. My ex did it nude. Said it was the only way he could really get the full benefit, but I'm dubious. I think he just liked being naked.

[cheapbastard]

he did it fuckin naked?
why the fuck?
does that help?

[catchatting]

It helped me. ;D

[cheapbastard]

nice.
i don't think it's for me.
but i can appreciate some nake yoga turning into some good kinkiness

[catchatting]

Yeah... maybe you just need some good sex? Not an offer BTW. No offense. I just broke up with my ex like yesterday.

[cheapbastard]

maybe.
not really something i've thought seriously about in awhile
preoccupied and all
sorry about you and the ex
sucks.

[catchatting]

Well, we all have different needs. Maybe you need a friend or a hug more.
It's fine. He messed up pretty big time, but I'm still here to fix it, so...

[cheapbastard]

you're here to fix it?
that's the whole deal thing right?

[catchatting]

Part of it. Not the breakup part, but the rest of it.

[cheapbastard]

what all did you break that wasn't just your relationship?

[catchatting]

A weird little mushroom entity that was keeping the Earth safe from alien invasion. Also we got stranded in 1920s America. Not a real fun time to be a woman or not white BTW.

Oh, I didn't break the mushroom guy, though. It was my ex and this mad scientist clone who tricked him, because it turns out the male ego is the greatest force in the galaxy.

I'd say no offense, but like if you can't take that concept you might need a little.

[cheapbastard]

weird little mushroom guy?
you sure you didn't snort some of those, huh?

[catchatting]

Drugs are really more my brother's purview. I think he ate some of the mushroom that my boyfriend became.

[cheapbastard]

and people think i'm fucked up
you've got a mushroom boyfriend

[catchatting]

Excuse you. Mushroom ex.
Why do people think you're fucked up?

[cheapbastard]

well.
that's a very long fuckin list
i don't know if you have the time to listen.

[catchatting]

You're right. I have a very important appointment with sitting alone and thinking about my ex boyfriend the magic mushroom man and how my leaving him alone for five freaking minutes almost destroyed the whole planet.
Tell me. I could use the distraction.