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[kovach]

[ after attempting to follow some small footprints from the dining room, kovacs briefly hears some strange and suspicious laughter that echoes out for only a short time before it's gone.

— the fuck? ]

Has anyone heard some creepy fucking kids giggling in the hallways?

Or seen some tiny feet trailing around?

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text; un: stargirl

[bossily]

It's when the laughter stops that you usually need to start worrying. And I have to say, if you manage to get yourself killed or possessed? I'm going to be incredibly cross.

[kovach]

Well, guess if I'm dead, you can't really bitch me out for it, can you?

[bossily]

You'd think that would be the case. But as it turns out, I'm willing to go to hell and back in order to get in the last word.

[kovach]

Now that, I'd actually believe.

[ if he knows anything about her, it's that she's determined and stubborn enough to pull it off. ]

But come on, who'd want to kill me? I'm instantly likable.

[bossily]

Just because I took an instant shining to you doesn't mean weird laughing children will be eager to play nice.

[kovach]

You'd be surprised. I'm great with kids.

[ hmmm— ]

[bossily]

[if you say so, sir]

Someone's clearly never seen The Shining.

[kovach]

You're like the hundredth person to mention this thing. But no, I haven't.

Is it where the arrogant asshole who keeps rolling his eyes at warnings gets his soul swallowed by creepy tiny twins in a hallway?

[bossily]

There's also an elevator full of blood. And a hedge maze. A perfect date night movie.

[kovach]

Nothing says romance like a blood bath. I'll take notes.

[bossily]

Awfully presumptuous of you to think I'd let you pay attention long enough to take notes.

[kovach]

Guess that entirely depends on your strategy for distraction.

[bossily]

I'm a bit offended you're questioning exactly what my distraction technique would be.

Actually, you know what? Not the topic to be discussing in the middle of a mission. Are you in the mood to turn your solo exploration into a task for two?

[kovach]

[ oh, he knows exactly what it is. ]

What, you want to come join me on the ghost hunt? Think I might have hit a dead end with this one unless you're some kind of kid whisperer.

[bossily]

I was a teacher back on Earth. Before that, I was a nanny. I'm almost positive even ghost children would love me.

[kovach]

Should've known. You do have that reprimanding authoritative parental thing about you.

[bossily]

I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.

[kovach]

You should. I like you bossing me around.

[bossily]

I'll be sure to remind you that you said that if you ever decide to change your mind.

[kovach]

I hope you do.

[ what was said about inappropriate topics during the mission? ]

So what would be your strategy with the ominous ghost kid?

[bossily]

Someone told me once that every lonely monster needs a companion. Something tells me even the angriest and most mischievous of ghosts won't refuse someone to play with. Especially when that someone comes with stories to tell.

[kovach]

[ every lonely monster needs a companion. those words run deeper than he expects them to. ]

Yeah, I don't think I'm the play companion type, so this definitely sounds more like a job for teacher-nanny Clara.

[bossily]

You're not meant to be the companion. You're meant to fetch the ball I'm bringing along with me. And it's probably best that you keep me from getting myself killed.

[Again.]

[kovach]

[ considering what he knows has already happened to her — ]

So basically I'm backup to keep you from doing anything too stupid.

[bossily]

That, and just keeping me company in general. It's a very important job.