No, but I could try to ask her politely if she isn't busy and if she wants to meet you there. Just ...do not tell women to go to the kitchen, Kirigan, as a general rule.
Pretty sure other alien species beyond humans have phones that takes pictures, my friend. But worry not, I'll explain! We can use the tech here to share written text, audio posts, and also play moving pictures but there's an extra option that lets you take still pictures. Quicker than having a painting of you done, and exactly like reality. Less awkward too if you want a naked portrait too.
You just kind of have to look at something, or think of yourself, and then consciously signal that you want to take a photo. Just think about it.
Like this. [ A few seconds later, the Darkling is getting a selfie of Peter, smiling at the camera, and with a book about knitting in his hands. ] It's called a 'selfie' when you take a picture of yourself.
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I can do this
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text | UN: d.johnson
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no its not
a portrait of what? why are you being so vague?
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text / un: starkov
[ how can even text manage to be so sarcastic? a mystery, but alina manages it, somehow. ]
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it was supposed to be a joke. you were meant to laugh.
[ a pause. it really doesn't feel worth apologizing for, but. ]
sorry.
i guess it wasn't that funny.
Switched to voice
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text; un: clarke
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text ➡ action;
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text — un: rhysand
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I want to go with no, but I'm not really sure what you're asking me. Do you know how to make a portrait?
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( a surprisingly short amount of time later — a picture! )
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how did I miss this!?!?!! Sorry!
no worries 😌
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Text | Un: Take_me_on
Different medium and all but...I'm sure someone here has a phone and could take a picture. Do you know what a selfie is?
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Pretty sure other alien species beyond humans have phones that takes pictures, my friend. But worry not, I'll explain! We can use the tech here to share written text, audio posts, and also play moving pictures but there's an extra option that lets you take still pictures. Quicker than having a painting of you done, and exactly like reality. Less awkward too if you want a naked portrait too.
You just kind of have to look at something, or think of yourself, and then consciously signal that you want to take a photo. Just think about it.
Like this. [ A few seconds later, the Darkling is getting a selfie of Peter, smiling at the camera, and with a book about knitting in his hands. ] It's called a 'selfie' when you take a picture of yourself.
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