audio | un: surgeonofdeath

[kikoku]

[There's a bit of a hesitant pause, before;]

I do feel like we can say with a relative amount of certainty that there is some sort of higher power in Taeum, presumably the Highest One that Angrial refers to, and they seem, based on what Finn and I sensed, to have an Orb. I'm not sure what that means for reports of the orb potentially being in Sedorum, but frankly, this whole situation is bullshit and if there are in fact two orbs or two parts of one whole orb that we have to figure out a way to combine, I wouldn't be surprised.

In any case, this is Trafalgar Law, reporting in that Daisy, Finn, Cora and myself have been branded traitors and taken into custody for attempting to breach the area where the orb is contained. I don't have access to my abilities and I assume the same goes for the other three.
[A long pause where Law presumably just silently ruminates on the fact that he has ended up in Heaven Jail and really of course this would happen.]

This is not a request for a rescue, simply something to keep in mind as work to find the orb continues. As well as a test on my part to confirm that our comms are still functional from in here.

[ETA: Despite what Law says there is now an OOC plotting post re: potential jailbreak ideas.]

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[kikoku]

[It's to make up for their debilitating weak spot that is their balls, I think.]

I'm less concerned about myself being in danger and more about the other three-no I guess it's four now.

[laviny]

Oh, so you are a non-pragmatic hero type, too. You are just grumpy about it.

[kikoku]

Wh-No! I'm not a hero, I'm a pirate. Don't go deciding things like that however you like.

[laviny]

Oh, that’s fantastic. Pirates are very cool.

[She means this sincerely

But also:]

I am not sure being a pirate and a hero are mutually exclusive, though. You are the one worrying more about his friends than himself.

[kikoku]

[He truly cannot get a read on the people here he's so tired.]

They're not my friends.
[IMMEDIATELY. Then;]

... Except Cora, I guess.

[laviny]

Okay so you care more about people who are not your friends than yourself.

You know that doesn’t disprove my hero accusation, right? It is actually more proof.

[kikoku]

[HECK HE'S BEEN CAUGHT!]

... It's a matter of professionalism. I'm a doctor. Stop reading into things!
[He's really grasping at straws here.]

[laviny]

Ha hah! Okay, Doctor Grumpy Hero Pirate.

[kikoku]

Oh? Should I give you a demonstration as to why they call me the Surgeon of Death?

[WITH WHAT POWERS]

[laviny]

Absolutely. Show me.

Oh, wait, you can’t.

[kikoku]

You can't run from me forever, Belova-ya.

[She can if your bitch ass gets executed, actually.]

[laviny]

Who is running? I don’t have to run. You are stuck in prison on the other side of the afterlife.

But I tell you what, I will do what I can to help you get out. Then you can show me why you are called the Surgeon of Death and you can see why I am called a Black Widow. Yes?

[kikoku]

[Oh hm it is possible he's made some mistakes here.]

... I've dealt with worse.

[laviny]

Maybe.

Maybe I have too.

We will find out.

[kikoku]

You'll have to get us out of jail before they execute us first.

[WHAT SORT OF STUPID THREAT IS THIS?]

[laviny]

Are you hoping we fail or something?

[kikoku]

Are you asking if I'd rather be executed than rescued?

[Because like, maybe. Law acting like Yelena is the ridiculous one here as if it's not obviously him.]

[laviny]

I am saying that is what it sounded like. But of course to think that way would be very stupid. And you are not a stupid man, correct?

[kikoku]

[Yelena is really running circles around him in this conversation I'm in tears.]

...




No.
[Listen he really doesn't love having to be rescued by a bunch of strangers.]