NAME: Natasha Romanoff DATE OF BIRTH: 12/3/84 FAVORITE MOVIES: Actually, I think you owe me a movie. FAVORITE FOODS: Hard liquor & potato chips. FAVORITE MUSIC: Still Tchaikovsky.
What’s your claim to fame? Natural redhead.
How do you like to spend your free time? Bold of you to assume I have free time.
What skill would you like to master? Palm reading.
What is your proudest accomplishment? Pass.
What is your biggest pet peeve? Expresso.
What is the most useless talent you have? I can resist the temptation of a warm pie.
If you had a warning label, what would yours say? ⚠️⚡
Are you a cat or a dog person? Guess.
Do you sing in the shower? Only if I have an audience.
If you only had 5 minutes in a grocery store, what would you buy? Hard liquor & potato chips.
Which body part do you wish you could detach and why? You know if you really wanted to detach part of your body, you could.
If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? What makes you think I haven't already?
If police arrested you with no explanation, what would your friends assume you had done? My friends know it was a set up.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Shit. Now I have to go back and change my useless talent.
[It is safe to assume that at least a third of these are complete fabrications, and people recall her previous responses might recognize that.]
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Since it's your birthday.
NAME: Natasha Romanoff
DATE OF BIRTH: 12/3/84
FAVORITE MOVIES: Actually, I think you owe me a movie.
FAVORITE FOODS: Hard liquor & potato chips.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Still Tchaikovsky.
What’s your claim to fame? Natural redhead.
How do you like to spend your free time? Bold of you to assume I have free time.
What skill would you like to master? Palm reading.
What is your proudest accomplishment? Pass.
What is your biggest pet peeve? Expresso.
What is the most useless talent you have? I can resist the temptation of a warm pie.
If you had a warning label, what would yours say? ⚠️⚡
Are you a cat or a dog person? Guess.
Do you sing in the shower? Only if I have an audience.
If you only had 5 minutes in a grocery store, what would you buy? Hard liquor & potato chips.
Which body part do you wish you could detach and why? You know if you really wanted to detach part of your body, you could.
If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? What makes you think I haven't already?
If police arrested you with no explanation, what would your friends assume you had done? My friends know it was a set up.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Shit. Now I have to go back and change my useless talent.
[It is safe to assume that at least a third of these are complete fabrications, and people recall her previous responses might recognize that.]