text; un - nightmoves

[ruinously]

has anyone considered the possibility of Armageddon-ing that asteroid? By which I mean drilling into it and blowing it up before it hits the planet

just a suggestion. Probably wouldn’t work.


Where’s Bruce Willis when you need him

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[morethan084]

how would we even get to it?

[ruinously]

hell if I know. If there’s a flying cape who can win a bachelor contest I’m sure some magic user can get up there

[morethan084]

that can also breathe in space?

[ruinously]

you never know, man. you never know.

text; un: felix

[swordandshield]

Yeah, no, sorry, I left my asteroid destroying spaceship in my other rig's back pocket. Seriously? Do you know what kind of firepower you would need for that?

[The irony being lost entirely on Felix for not knowing that his (energy sword) Great Key of Chorus actually ... leads to a spaceship with such a capability after going on its quest.]

[ruinously]

have you met the people here bro half of them are literal superheroes

[swordandshield]

Well unless one if them is actually Superman levels of superhero, I think you're going to have to rethink your strategy.

Also, I'm pretty sure one of them would have already done it if they could. That pesky little superhero drive to save the day wouldn't let them sit on their hands I'm sure.

[uptightness]

if only things were as easy as the movies made them seem

[ruinously]

Right? Sure would make life as a whole a lot easier

[uptightness]

and in reality they'd likely have blown themselves up and there goes humanity by way of asteroid

text; un: romanoff

[deaddrop]

Didn't that plan involve two nuclear weapons?

[ruinously]

think so

there's gotta be one of us that's capable of that, though. I mean really.

[deaddrop]

You're sure there's someone here can just spin up a nuclear warhead.

Just making sure I got that right.

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[hindsights]

[ asking the important question here: ] Who's Bruce Willis?

[ruinously]

[ the correct question ]

one of the most badass action star movies ever. Die Hard? To die for.

[hindsights]

So he's not going to be any real help then...

text; un: finn

[hatejakku]

I thought about destroying it, yeah. Either from the surface of the planet or

somehow getting there I guess

[ He only understood like a 1/3 of what Dean's saying, but he got the gist. ]

highly doubt it'd work, either way

[ruinously]

[ fuck the post -- ]

Finn???

[hatejakku]

Oh
Yeah, hey
I'm back


Sorry. I tried not to make a big fuss about it.

text; un: redgrave

[shishkabob]

Sure! Hey, know anybody who can breathe in space?

The guy from Die Hard?? What's he got to do with this?

[ruinously]

well like i told daisy if there's a flying cape there's gotta be someone. or someone in the multiverse, anyway. probably not here which makes the idea moot

he's a badass, man. one of my faves

[shishkabob]

Yeah, they could be useful! If they kept their powers on the mission. Otherwise we're back to square one.

Good for you, he's still got nothing to do with this. Unless he somehow figured out how to breathe in space in one of the sequels, but I never watched those.

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[walkingtrigger]

Props on the Bruce Willis call out. Think you also needed to ask if we had any Billy Bob's in the crew.

[ Stamper did the work, no doubt but it was Truman who had the idea. ]

[ruinously]

round it out with liv tyler and i'll be a happy guy.

[walkingtrigger]

Who wouldn't be.