text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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text; anonymous

[respirations]

( Okay, first off, rude. Second, yeah, okay— also true. )

????

then what are the first ship names about?

text; anonymous

[skelepun]

oh that's just my nickname for those little rafts that getcha through stormy waters in life.

what, you never heard of boats before?

text; anonymous (1/2)

[respirations]

??????

wait

text; anonymous

[respirations]

ships like

relationSHIPS?

( Eddie, buddy, you're getting it. )