text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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text; anonymous

[skelepun]

what kinda tea are you looking for? i could tell ya about oolong, earl gray, english breakfast, lemon zinger...

those are ship names btw

text; anonymous

[respirations]

when you say ship names

are you talking about other space ships? are there other space ships?

( Goddamn you kids and your weird jargon. )

( text | anon )

[scarcastically]

Oolong should be for those dick measuring ships. You know, the ones who keep trying to one up each other.

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

wtf are you talking about, those are tea names.

[Oh, Richie. Buddy. Never seen an AO3 account in your life, huh?]

( text | anon )

[scarcastically]

If you want to watch, there are easier ways to get your point across.

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I've got a boyfriend I'm all set on that front. [It's much, much easier to admit this when he's hiding behind an anonymous filter.]

I just miss when Twitter would explode over incredibly stupid shit. those days were fun.

text | anon

[hikae]

Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here, waiting for one numbskull or another to anon fail

text | STILL anon

[longoverdue]

either that or come here without the anon filter on purpose. you will not believe the things people will say under their own name on Twitter.

( text | anonymous )

[soups]

I know that this is posted under the guise of anonymity, which has made me curious. Is it typical in other cultures to talk so openly about physical congress, and to not wait until one is married? Or is the lack of name attached less about the taboo topic and instead simply who is talking about it?

The allusion to tea also confuses me.

(As an answer, being intimate with someone outside of a marriage is personally something I'd never considered.)

( text | anonymous )

[longoverdue]

idk about other cultures but in mine yeah people like to fuck and talk about fucking.

don’t look at me I picked it up from Twitter. apparently it means gossip. kids these days come up with the weirdest slang.

text; un: NEWT

[groupiedrifter]

[yes he's posting unanon, are you even shocked]

This isn't me for the record, I have no affiliation with this nerd who said 'tea on Twitter'.

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

fuck you what do you have against alliteration???

text; anon

[nothinglasts]

This really makes it seem like it is you.

text, un; dustywolf

[softmouth]

oh man I didn't even think of it being you. you would never try this hard

text; un: kaspbrak

[respirations]

Well that answers my question.

And calling the person behind this a 'nerd' is an insult to nerds everywhere.

text; anonymous

[calmness]

[ah, gossip. a source of joy.] Oh, this is very interesting. Has anyone revealed themselves or anything interesting yet?

What is Twitter?

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

there's two people who waded in here non-anonymous from the start, but honestly this is a lot more civil than I thought it was gonna be.

the absolute best fucking place for Internet drama over the weirdest, most trivial shit.

text; anon

[nothinglasts]

Erik Stevens and Sam Wilson are in love and expecting a child in a few months.

[scarcastically]

But what's the baby's name, anon???

text // un: majortom

[winscenario]

[ Jim's just laughing on his end of this post. Also yes, the non-anon is intentional, he really doesn't care. ]

Damn. I was very suddenly thrown back into my Academy years.

text // anonymous

[longoverdue]

you’re welcome, I’m maintaining the universal/multiversal?? constant of gossip boards and Twitter-like shitstorms.

text; anon

[bindsthedead]

Have you considered that some of us have people at home we're faithful too?

And even if people here are consorting with each other, how is it any of your business?

text; anon

[longoverdue]

good for you but some of us are single and ready to mingle. I’m just providing a service here for those of us who miss shit like Entertainment Weekly.

“consorting” you can say fuck you know. “consorting” is a word matriarchs on TV use to clutch their pearls about their kids fucking someone they don’t like.

text; anon

[hatejakku]

aren't some of the people here already in relationships, though?

i mean here, not back home

just kind of seemed like it

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

yeah I've got a boyfriend, which was the most unexpected thing to happen to me for the entire year and I'm including everything that got me on this ship in the first place. I just also miss gossip columns and Internet shit-slinging.

text; un: k

[knived]

you know how weird it is to ask people about their sex lives anonymously right

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

bzzzt wrong, I'm asking people what they THINK about other people's sex lives.

which okay is only marginally less creepy but I'm bored so.

text (un: major.yzak.jule)

[coordination]

[ Yzak, mister stick-in-the-mud, is also one of those people who doesn't bother with anon because he is never ashamed to judge publicly. ]

What's shocking to me is that anyone over the age of 21 would care about that kind of thing this much.

Also what the fuck is tea on Twitter supposed to mean.

[softmouth]

okay this makes me very curious- are there memes in space??

text, un; dustywolf

[softmouth]

you're VERY cool, I promise

I really only know my own business, I haven't heard anything else. hopefully someone will be willing to share haha

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

oh great thanks. you are literally the only person who has ever called me cool in my entire life, including my beloved boyfriend, but thanks.

I feel like I'm in Great British Bake-Off or some shit. everyone here's more shocked I straight up asked about who they thought was fucking who than willing to share theories.

text | un: zhongli

[brokebitchmountain]

You humans put importance on the strangest of things.

To what purpose would revealing such facts bring for our communal efforts in our next mission, I wonder?

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

oh no I'm just really fucking bored and I wanted to see what happened if I threw this bomb onto the network.

it did not explode the way I thought it would.