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[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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[hatejakku]

[ ..... Newton... ]

If it's the guy I'm thinking, I'm not surprised. He's pretty cool.

but innocent virgin eyes. really.

[ Old enough to be a General that topples an intergalactic empire, not old enough to consider sex. Figures. ]

[longoverdue]

don't look at me man, I was a shithead teen who thought about fucking a concerning amount back in the day and I don't think that's changed across the multiverse.

hey, so, if you think you know who that guy is, who DO you think he scored with??

[hatejakku]

[ But he's not even a teenager... ugh. ]

I don't know about that. I just know he's a nice guy.

Isn't there someone here from his galaxy, too? Maybe them.

[longoverdue]

what, those two guys??

you know something. I could see it, I could see them getting it on. betcha anything they gotta shut him up in bed.

[hatejakku]

what? no, that's mean. and it's half the fun, too! being quiet in bed is boring.