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[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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[longoverdue]

you and half the people on this ship.

not yet but what I've got so far is great. plus I haven't been bored since I posted this.

[winscenario]

That’s what happens when you get people from all over time and the multiverse.

I can imagine. Reading replies has been pretty entertaining. So how about you, any wild guesses as who’s getting it on around the station?

[longoverdue]

well Newt's fucking SOMEBODY. don't know who but a guy like that putting himself out there? yeah he definitely got some, and I'll bet you anything he got fucked but good in the last week.

probably before the pizza party when I think about it.

[winscenario]

Well, that's one very easy guess. Although some people might've been taken aback by how forward he was, but I'm sure others appreciated it.

[ Jim did, for one, and he can't have been the only one. ]

With how close quarters we are right now, I'm sure it won't be long before you spot people coming in and out of others' rooms, or beds. It's always how those rumors started among my crew.