text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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text;

[groupiedrifter]

Aw, cmon, that's harsh.




Cool nerds accept even the lamest of nerds.

text;

[respirations]

No way, he deserves it.

'Cool' and 'nerd' feels like an oxymoron.

text; STILL anonymous

[longoverdue]

tbh on the nerd ladder I'd be like at least three rungs above you guys. I have a fanbase.

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[groupiedrifter]

UH-HUUUUH.

Do you have a fanbase in the deep reaches of outerspace? 🥱

If we're allowed to use our home nerdiness, I used my nerd power to save the planet. Top THAT, LOW TIER NERD.

[longoverdue]

working on it!

bragging that you being nerdy saved the planet just makes you sound like even more of one. does anyone else even know you did it?? because great that you saved the world and all but if people don't know and still shove you into lockers then I hate to break it to you but you're still like. bottom rung nerd.

[groupiedrifter]

INCORRECT. Top rung nerd!

I've got plenty of witnesses, too. You're looking at a bonafide science rockstar!
Also WOW, I haven't been shoved into anything since my elementary school years. :P

tw reference to bullying

[longoverdue]

literally only a bottom rung nerd would try to make themselves sound cool and say shit like "science rockstar" seriously.

did you get homeschooled or some shit because I got regularly stuffed into a locker all the way into high school. [Well. And bullied for literally everything else about him, most of which he learned to laugh off.

Most of it, anyway.]

[groupiedrifter]

If you've got it, flaunt it. :)

Also no, nope, no homeschooling! Occasional bullying in primary school that I somehow got in trouble for, relatively more pleasant as I got into older grades, and then slammed back into bullying in American college. Go figure! Being smart doesn't stop people from being assholes!

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[respirations]

Running jokes by your boyfriend while he's trying to sleep is not 'a fanbase'.

[longoverdue]

no that's I call "workshopping". a fanbase is when a shitload of people pay big bucks to watch you pace around onstage talking about fake relationships for an hour.

[respirations]

Oh, yeah? Who's paying to see you out here? There some underground comedy scene the station doesn't know about?