text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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( text | anon )

[scarcastically]

Oolong should be for those dick measuring ships. You know, the ones who keep trying to one up each other.

( text | anon )

[skelepun]

not a bad alternative, but i don't really go in for games of inches.

'sides, where's the sport in a contest you always win?

[scarcastically]

Those are fighting words behind an anonymous filter.

[skelepun]

catch me if you can, cop

[scarcastically]

Not my kind of game.

Anyway why tea names when you can give people terrible name smushes?

text; anon

[nothinglasts]

I know a few men who fit that dynamic...

[scarcastically]

Only a few?

[nothinglasts]

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