text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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text; anon

[nothinglasts]

Natasha, named after the baby's soon to be favorite aunt, of course. :)

[scarcastically]

Fair.

What's the pairing name though? sarik? eriam?

text; anon

[nothinglasts]

Dumdums.

[scarcastically]

Acceptable. Even if you're cheating.

text; un: widow

[nothinglasts]

Your face is cheating. :)

[scarcastically]

damn right it is.