text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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richie why the fuck you permanoning like anyone else says dipshit as much as you

[groupiedrifter]

Oh, why no taste? Because of the scalding ~tea~ I drank?

We all gotta grow up eventually, I guess.

Dunno when I will, but I'll get there. Maybe.

Sooner or later.

[longoverdue]

hey Viveca can I change my regret I wanna make it so I never tried the slang all the kids are using these days.

growing up's overrated, you grow up and instead of becoming a competent adult you develop shitty coping mechanisms and you STILL feel like you're out of place.

[groupiedrifter]

I hate to tell you, but I'm not the kind of doctor you go to for deep talks like this, dude. I study monster innards.

Or is that just one of your shitty coping mechanisms, too????
If so carry on man, don't let me stop you.

[longoverdue]

wait hold on actually I was going to make an even more depressing point but. monster innards??? dude what the fuck kind of scientist are you, holy shit.

[groupiedrifter]

Xenobiologist, baby! One of the best! 🤘😜

Someone's gotta study the guts of some of the biggest, most complex creatures to (temporarily) walk the planet!

[longoverdue]

I have so many questions about what kind of world you come from that xenobiology is a real actual field.

I'm gonna start. what are these creatures?

[groupiedrifter]

Well, you know Godzilla, and all of the mega-cool monsters in those movies?

That's our life. Only less fun.

Weaponized giant monsters from alien overlords, used to try and exterminate humanity.

So we built giant robots and we used them to punch those monsters a lot.