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ximilia2021-08-23 11:51 am
longoverdue) wrote in ximilia2021-08-23 11:51 am
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I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.
who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.
I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.
who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.
I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.
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oh my god that sounds so much more fucking awkward than a sitcom writer could ever dream of coming up with. and I work in comedy, I know way too many of them.
wait wait wait, were you one of the dipshits tailing her? bc if so that takes this from funny into fucking hysterical.
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feel free to use it as inspiration if you ever get back to sitcoms. i always wanted to leave a mark on the world
wait, were you using that twitter thing as inspiration for your job?