text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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[softmouth]

well, mostly I mean try this hard to sound cool

I just can't picture it. you're one of those dorky guys who somehow comes across like the coolest guy in the room, no idea how you do it

[groupiedrifter]

I'm dorky cool, huh?
I'll take it, being a dork's awesome. But I don't know, I have some stiff competition around here when it comes to becoming the coolest in the room. ;)

[softmouth]

yep. dorky-cool-cute. it's a good combo

and haha, god, don't we all though? there's a lot of really cool people here, seriously

[groupiedrifter]

There sure is! I mean, we've got a dude who's, like, 9 feet tall! And also a robot orb. And a SKELETON MONSTER MAN. How cool is THAT?

[softmouth]

I've only met one of those people, but I like. NEED to meet the others...

[groupiedrifter]

You really should! Especially since we're all gonna be stuck together on these missions, right? There's solidarity in all of our eccentricities!

[softmouth]

true that. plus then we get to know each others' skills and talents and stuff