text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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text; anonymous

[calmness]

[ah, gossip. a source of joy.] Oh, this is very interesting. Has anyone revealed themselves or anything interesting yet?

What is Twitter?

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

there's two people who waded in here non-anonymous from the start, but honestly this is a lot more civil than I thought it was gonna be.

the absolute best fucking place for Internet drama over the weirdest, most trivial shit.

text; anonymous

[calmness]

Perhaps not much is happening then? And more of the ship is waiting for marriage than previously thought?