text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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text; un: NEWT

[groupiedrifter]

[yes he's posting unanon, are you even shocked]

This isn't me for the record, I have no affiliation with this nerd who said 'tea on Twitter'.

text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

fuck you what do you have against alliteration???

text;

[groupiedrifter]

I have nothing against GOOD alliteration.
Good to know there are plenty of people on board who were teenaged dipshits at one point.
Very relatable.

permanon

[longoverdue]

that WAS a good alliteration, you just have no taste.
having been a teenaged dipshit is a constant across universes apparently.

richie why the fuck you permanoning like anyone else says dipshit as much as you

[groupiedrifter]

Oh, why no taste? Because of the scalding ~tea~ I drank?

We all gotta grow up eventually, I guess.

Dunno when I will, but I'll get there. Maybe.

Sooner or later.

[longoverdue]

hey Viveca can I change my regret I wanna make it so I never tried the slang all the kids are using these days.

growing up's overrated, you grow up and instead of becoming a competent adult you develop shitty coping mechanisms and you STILL feel like you're out of place.

[groupiedrifter]

I hate to tell you, but I'm not the kind of doctor you go to for deep talks like this, dude. I study monster innards.

Or is that just one of your shitty coping mechanisms, too????
If so carry on man, don't let me stop you.

text; anon

[nothinglasts]

This really makes it seem like it is you.

text;

[groupiedrifter]

Well it's not!!!!!!

Trust me, I'll say whatever to whoever, they don't have to worry about me hiding under anonymity to embarrass myself!

text; anon

[nothinglasts]

Alright then give us some tea.

text; 1/2

[groupiedrifter]

Some tea... well, if you MUST know... me and Sans... slept together.

text;

[groupiedrifter]

On the Naps Only couch!

He's crazy comfy for being so bony.

text; anon

[nothinglasts]

I will take that into advisement next time I need a warm pillow friend.

text;

[groupiedrifter]

Sans better be appreciating how many nap buddies I'm getting him already. Seriously.

But really, I don't know, I guess I never did do much with anonymous stuff. Maybe I just spent way too much of my life being loudly myself. If I'm gonna piss someone off and scare 'em away, I might as well be authentic about it!

text, un; dustywolf

[softmouth]

oh man I didn't even think of it being you. you would never try this hard

text

[groupiedrifter]

Oh, I'd try hard for all kinds of things.

But gossip? I'll just go ahead and slap my name on it when I do, I'm too obvious as it is. I'm self-aware enough!!

[softmouth]

well, mostly I mean try this hard to sound cool

I just can't picture it. you're one of those dorky guys who somehow comes across like the coolest guy in the room, no idea how you do it

[groupiedrifter]

I'm dorky cool, huh?
I'll take it, being a dork's awesome. But I don't know, I have some stiff competition around here when it comes to becoming the coolest in the room. ;)

[softmouth]

yep. dorky-cool-cute. it's a good combo

and haha, god, don't we all though? there's a lot of really cool people here, seriously

text; un: kaspbrak

[respirations]

Well that answers my question.

And calling the person behind this a 'nerd' is an insult to nerds everywhere.

text;

[groupiedrifter]

Aw, cmon, that's harsh.




Cool nerds accept even the lamest of nerds.

text;

[respirations]

No way, he deserves it.

'Cool' and 'nerd' feels like an oxymoron.

text; STILL anonymous

[longoverdue]

tbh on the nerd ladder I'd be like at least three rungs above you guys. I have a fanbase.

text;

[groupiedrifter]

UH-HUUUUH.

Do you have a fanbase in the deep reaches of outerspace? 🥱

If we're allowed to use our home nerdiness, I used my nerd power to save the planet. Top THAT, LOW TIER NERD.

text;

[respirations]

Running jokes by your boyfriend while he's trying to sleep is not 'a fanbase'.