text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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[groupiedrifter]

[OH HEY, MY WIDOW FRIEND]

That just depends on how easy it is to make them laugh. :P

On a scale of 1 to 10, how strong is your poker face at jokes?

[nothinglasts]

It's at least an 11. I'm Russian.

Why? You need help with one?

[groupiedrifter]

Oh god, yeah, the Kaidonovskys were the most stone-faced people in the PPDC. You'd think they've never heard a joke in their lives. So that all checks out.

Depends, what's your idea of a funny joke? Dad jokes?

[nothinglasts]

I've been known to crack a smile at a dad joke on occasion. What are you peddling?

[groupiedrifter]

... Alright! I think I got one.

What's King Kong's favorite method of combat?

[nothinglasts]

Mortal Kongbat?

[groupiedrifter]

Oh my god

Natasha I love it

Wowowow


I mean, I was gonna say 'guerilla warfare'! But like. MOOOORTAL KONGBAT!!!!!! 😂

you're such a dad omg

[nothinglasts]

Wrangling superheroes really brings out the dad spirit, I guess.

Glad I could make you laugh.