text; anonymous

[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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text | anon

[hikae]

Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here, waiting for one numbskull or another to anon fail

text | STILL anon

[longoverdue]

either that or come here without the anon filter on purpose. you will not believe the things people will say under their own name on Twitter.

text | anon

[hikae]

I can take your word for it, or ask you for details. This post is all about spilling them, no?

[ the Twitter thing (what the hell even is Twitter? he's gonna have to figure it out from context) ]

Anyway there is one full name declaration happening below ...way faster than I expected. hats off

permanently anon

[longoverdue]

I have a friend who made a joke about his wife and some bad habits of hers on the Internet and for DAYS my feed was just everyone shaming him about it. or his wife. or both of them. and then they started shaming each other for shaming my friend and/or his wife.

it was fucking hilarious.

right??? braver than I ever could be.

anon until mentioned otherwise

[hikae]

pffft, now that sounds like a real circus. a spectacle. a production!

really makes ya wonder what is worse. people being direct in speaking up their thoughts or keeping silent. I've got an example of a whole comedy show based on the latter.

see, back home at work we had that best girl. everyone loves her and wants to protect her - you know that type. so the word goes she's gonna meet with some old geezer, she's all nicely dressed and all, like it's a date. instead of asking her what's up, everyone makes theories until two dipshits decide to tail her. in case she's in danger, ya know!

then money comes into the picture, lots of bills being passed, and she's the one paying him! serious trouble, she might be getting extorted or what. the knights in their shining armor steps up.

—only to find out the geezer was her father that she wanted to support financially. awkward doesn't describe the following week.

[longoverdue]

and it was all for FREE. I miss Twitter.

oh my god that sounds so much more fucking awkward than a sitcom writer could ever dream of coming up with. and I work in comedy, I know way too many of them.

wait wait wait, were you one of the dipshits tailing her? bc if so that takes this from funny into fucking hysterical.

[hikae]

holy shit, i'm getting called out already??? yeah, been there as one of these dipshits. i got nothing on my defense, but at least i got a hilarious story out of it—

feel free to use it as inspiration if you ever get back to sitcoms. i always wanted to leave a mark on the world

wait, were you using that twitter thing as inspiration for your job?