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[longoverdue]

I'm curious and I'm bored as fuck.

who do we think is fucking who on this ship? there's gotta be a hundred people here. there is no fucking way we're all virgins with purity rings saving ourselves for marriage.

I'd say under-21s look away but I've been a teenaged dipshit, you fuckers are going to want in on this gossip shit anyway. come get your - I think they call it "tea" on Twitter? it's been a while, I'm not up to date.

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[longoverdue]

on some level kind of??? but also on another level nahhhhhh. watching people explode at each other over the weirdest shit is fucking hilarious, and kissing and telling is part of it sometimes. or else we wouldn't have reality shows.

or wait no you probably don't have reality shows. do you have tell-alls?

[soups]

Reality shows seem like a concept I could make a guess at, but I'm unfamiliar with them. Mostly our culture operates on gossip that we all pretend not to engage in.

Affairs and scandalous intimacy can be assumed to be performed by many, but it's certainly not something one would discuss with so many people to see the conversation.

[longoverdue]

it's gossip material but on a medium where everyone can see it actually playing out in front of them.

so basically, imagine a scandalous affair (touching, kissing, everything BUT the fucking) being played out right in front of an audience and you have the start of a reality show.

[soups]

Ah, I understand. We don't have anything exactly like that, but I've been to many a clan meeting where there are a lot of dramatic moments and conversation. It's riveting to watch.

I don't know what I would think if there was touching and kissing involved — but it would certainly be additionally interesting.