Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

text; un: felix

[swordandshield]

Amen, sister.

That's what I keep telling them! They don't listen.

[greenpower]

[tmw the worst person you know agrees with you and you have to stop and consider if you're actually wrong

No, fuck it. They are both right. It's not like Ivy's quote-unquote good person anyway.]

At least someone gets it.

[swordandshield]

[That's the spirit! Stick with the dark side! It has way better perks.]

When you spend a decade working with someone that you can't stand to remain the perfect professional, you know it's possible. Profitable even. Very in some cases.

[greenpower]

[Oh, she's been sold on that for a long time. And her morality girlfriend isn't here anymore to praise her for playing nice.]

You just described the Legion of Doom.

[swordandshield]

...it was never that comical.

[It absolutely had it's moments.]

[greenpower]

Not sure I'd say comic per se, but—no, you know, go ahead and say that. Half of those guys are jokes anyway.

[swordandshield]

Yeah, I knew what I was talking about when I said it. Good to know you figured that out.

[greenpower]

You know that raises the question of just HOW you figured that out.

[swordandshield]

You sure you want me to explain that one? Some things might be better left unknown. Ignorance is bliss as they say.

[greenpower]

Do I seem like the blissful kind of person to you?

[swordandshield]

As of this conversation: not particularly.

[greenpower]

So come on, hit me.