Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

public --> private;

[wolfbrother]

[ Alledgedly? Sean bites his lip, typing out a message quickly. ]

if I ask you a question, will you keep it to yourself?

private;

[greenpower]

[Oh no, people taking her too seriously.]

Sure. I'm not a snitch.

Re: private;

[wolfbrother]

[ He's sixteen (sorry, *cough cough*, he means twenty), taking adults way too seriously is kind of his job. ]

is this place for real? like, the people here, all the togetherness, no rules stuff. that's all legit? It's not like... true for some people, and not true for others?

[ He can be more overt if he needs to be, but. He hopes he doesn't need to be. ]

[greenpower]

[It's a good thing this is text so he can't hear her sigh. Of course, it means she also can't hear he's a kid.]

Uh. So far? No one's turned out to be a cop so far at least.