Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

text; un: jtd

[doooooog]

what kinda shady market dealing are you trading it, homeslice.

[ Kids??? ]

[zune]

seems that this whole ass station has been severely deprived of delicious sour gummy snacks because one guy decided to hoard them all

[ (affectionately) but only because newt gave him a pack and also offered to let him learn to play guitar on his one-of-a-kind super-awesome gibson ]

that they just so happen to be in the shape of weird cartoon-y looking kids is probably to be more appealing for them

but i'll stand by these being a snack for all ages

20 days later, here i am again

[doooooog]

okay, i getcha now. but listen, candy for breakfast rules and all but make sure you're gettin' that protein. i've seen what it does to you humans when you don't get enough.

[ Time to start eating some real kids. Or like... eggs. We'll call it eggs. ]